Clearing the Clutter

Have you ever had the experience of looking around and realizing that every corner, alcove, nook and cranny of your home is filled with some degree of clutter.

No? Well, to that I say, “Liar, Liar, your pants are SO on fire!”

Despite the best laid plans, clutter sweeps down upon me like a rampaging horde of orcs pouring forth from their desolate caves. I battle with mess on a daily basis, we all do. It is a battle that, I am sorry to say, I have been losing.

But not today! Today I strike a blow for cleanliness. Today I shout a clarion call for tidiness and order.

Today…well, I clean the house. To get a space in which creativity and talent can merge with process and effort, you need to get the clutter out, sweep under the end tables and purge the excess junk.

So, with that in mind, I must adjourn to my domestic duties. Be well on your journeys, fellow adventurers, for I am off to do battle with that most sinister of beasts, the Crap Dragon. Wish me luck.

Well, I’ve procrastinated enough. So, here is your quote of the day (this one’s not actually a quote, but it’s pretty awesome):

Wife: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.

Husband: Bathroom, living room, kitchen…

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